13 ways to Wonderland

legilimensxsnape:

Some midnight thoughts

The patronus debate. How exhausting it is to hear that two same patronus means obsession, but only on some occasions (*cough* only when you want it to be *cough*).

The patronus is a representation of self, right? The pure, happy side of yourself. When you conjure a patronus, you need to think of a happy moment. Why do people forget that PURE and OBSESSION don’t get along? If the patronus is something pure, it can’t be obsession.

And it can change once you have eternal love for someone.

Why the hell are we all talking about romantic love? Platonic love is as worthy and as powerful. Nevertheless, why use such a heteronormative concept for the patronus? The gender of those patronus shouldn’t even matter, especially not in a fandom that is so against Rowling for being a TERF and using all those stereotypes about genders in the books.

Let’s say Tonk’s patronus is female. Why would it be female? Isn’t one of her main headcanons is that she’s nonbinary? What if the goddamn wolf was a male, just like Remus? Would that be shocking? Would that be obsession, too?

Snape’s patronus is female, so what? Let’s assume it changed to be the same as Lily. What’s the problem with it? They don’t “match” each other because they’re not hetero? Who cares. It shows that Snape’s only happiness comes from Lily. I’ve never understood why it meant obsession to some people.

Maybe Snape’s patronus had always been a doe, for all we know. Snape’s gender identity is something very interesting. What if he was NOT (shocking) a heterosexual man? The fandom is always very quick to say who’s LGBTQ and who’s not depending on who they like and who they don’t like, but that’s for another debate.

What if Snape was a transfeminine? Demigirl? Etc.?

What if Snape hates male energy?

He prefers the company of women, that’s canon. Maybe he feels more like himself when surrounded by female energy. That wouldn’t be surprising if his patronus would be female then.

What I mean to say is why the fuck does the gender of the patronus matters when it comes to “love or obsession”.

I personally don’t understand how I think that Snape’s patronus being a doe to represent his love for Lily is so sweet, that he never stopped caring for her, but at the same time, some people think it’s the absolute nastiest shit they’ve ever seen.

What if Snape’s patronus was a stag? They’d definitely call it creepy. Snape is such a sexual beast!

The problem people have with Snape’s patronus is not the patronus itself. It’s that it is Snape.

(via half-blood-slytherpuff)

notkatniss:

(via insanityclause)

creekfiend:

creekfiend:

creekfiend:

To all the 13 year olds out there being viciously mocked online by other 13 year olds for being into stuff I’ve never heard of, hang in there, one day you’ll be like 30 and be like “what on earth are all these 13 year olds viciously mocking each other online about, I’ve literally never heard of that” and yes it IS as great as it sounds

If you’re like “Pip did you make this post bc you heard the world ‘hydroflask” for the very first time on this day and it made you feel like you were living in star trek, but like, the bad version, like the one that turns into mirrorverse?“ the answer is yes

Someone invites me to give an It Gets Better speech. I tap the mic and then whisper "one day you will have to google Absolutely Everything that teenagers hate each other about”

(via rainydaydecaf)

hidrellez:

seeing teens call 20 somethings “old” as a gotcha is so funny to me like you are priming yourself for one hell of an existential crisis in 5 years

(via mixingpumpkins)

cinnamonls:

your daily aziraphale appreciation post sir-

we must protecc the boy

#yes he is soft

(via krakensdottir)

sergle:

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

(via mixingpumpkins)

wickednerdery:

fenrislorsrai:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

brainsforbabyjesus:

headspace-hotel:

beyondthisdarkhouse:

findingfeather:

headspace-hotel:

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it’s not killing the mood at all but it’s totally making both of them giggle like they’re twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

The more that I think of it the more I’m seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can’t see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

…Oh

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

Death and Pine…Across the board, LMAO!!

Originally posted by kendaspntwd

Originally posted by would-you-stay-for-a-bit

((Now I wanna write it…all of it…with them lol!!))

1marvelnerd3000 asked:

H!!!

Maybe prompt 83 with Loki?

Thank you 😊

wickednerdery:

Oh, that’s an interesting prompt, I didn’t even notice it before…

Drabble Time!!

Originally posted by sharingloki

“Apologies…” Loki mutters, covering his lap as he twists away to hide the burgeoning erection. You don’t mean to, but let out a small laugh, which makes him smile. “This is amusing to you, is it?”

It is, a little. You’d barely touched him, one would think a god would have a bit more self-control than the average horny guy. “Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?”

His slight embarrassment turns to amused intrigue. “And if I did?” He decides to call your bluff.

“Then I suggest you should sit down.” You share his laugh as you direct him to a chair, then kneel in front of him to undo trousers and pull him free.

Loki’s gasp is almost immediate, cock growing all the harder in your hand. He makes no clear move to encourage, instead relaxing back to watch. Keen eyes taking in the sight of you, your smile, the lick of your lips as you stroke him. As your thumb collects his excitement to spread over his length he shifts with groan for more.

Your tongue sweeps out across his tip, earning a moan and taste of what’s to come…

Originally posted by astouract

((Well, that’s a fun way to kick of the day, no? Ehehehe!! Hope you and others out there enjoy the drabble, @1marvelnerd3000, and thanks for the prompt!!))

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